Dear My Body,

Why do you hate me so? What have I ever done to you that would deserve such irrational responses. So I smoke cigarettes and drink beer ocassionally, is that really all that bad. It helps you to relax. I give you baths regularly and feed you good food like salad and chicken and cucumbers everyday! Why are you sick with four different infections. Not fair. And during exam week. Body, you and I are gonna have to have a chat when all is better. I promise I will smoke less and exercise more. But you have to do your part too. No more invitations to bacteria and the like. Deal?

Love,
Sam